Lord Devotea's Tea Spouts

"In which life's eternal questions are ignored in favour of a cup of tea."

A Snippet from the Heart

The Heart of Tea, a book I have been writing on and off for about a year, WILL be released in 2012. When is anyone’s guess. When I’m happy with it, I suppose.

Here’s a snippet. It’s annoyingly the first bit of a much longer piece. Just as a  taste tester.

Tea Pioneers: Twining

Thomas Twining annoys me.

But let’s be clear. The Reverend Thomas Twining, preacher and scholar, had the temerity to have a comprehensive and contemporaneous biography written about him. This annoys me.

His father, Thomas Twining, after whom a tea empire is named, did not.

So we know that Junior was “able to play the organ and harpsichord in masterly manner”.

Senior wasn’t impressed when Junior chose the scholastic life – becoming a preacher or teacher were the only academic options back then.

How would it feel to have your only son (from your first marriage, anyway) choose God over Tea? Must have been tough.

So we are left to fragments to construct the life of the interesting Thomas Twining – because quite frankly, the only thing remotely interesting about the rector of White Notley was his famous dad. Junior is quite famous for his translations of Aristotle’s poems, but then Aristotle was more famous for his maths.

So it seems Junior just never ever concentrated on the important bits.

Anyway, let’s talk about the real hero of this all, Thomas Twining Senior.

So, there’s a snippet. You can register for the Heart of Tea mailing list here to be kept informed.

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Robert Godden

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  1. Profile photo of Peter

    That’s all???

    That’s not a snippet, that’s a tease, a temptation, a I don’t know what. That’s rather rude of you to start off with that nice little bit and then leave us begging for more. You’re like a drug dealer or something…

    A book I’ll definitely be reading!

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      You had me at “Thomas Twining annoys me.” You know that I will read any tea writing you put out there in the world and I am very anxious to see this one. Thanks for sharing, but I agree. It’s almost cruel.

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    All shall be revealed in a few months. And I have already posted about 6 pieces from the book.

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      Yes, I hear someone has glued those six bits together and is flogging them off under the table. Going like hot cakes I hear. Word has it the missing pages have been replaced with lycra close-ups. Nobody’s complained as yet.

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    May I order a first edition please? Preferably signed by the author (no imitations).

    Looking forward to reading the whole thing cos this is definitely a great teaser!

  4. Profile photo of Xavier

    So typical of you and such a tease.

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